Tuesday, October 19, 2010

One Fine Day Full

Here´s a silly poem that seems to fit at Halloween, because it´s as ridiculous as some of the crazyHalloween poems I´ve been reading to my grandkids! Or maybe even more ridiculous! Sometimes that´s what Halloween is - ridiculousness! And incredibly silly!

ONE FINE DAY FULL

One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.

One was blind and the other couldn´t see,
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play,
A dumb man went to shout "Hooray!"

A paralyzed donkey passing by,
Kicked the blind man in the eye,
Knocked him through a nine inch wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all.

A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came to arrest the two dead boys.
If you don´t believe this story´s true,
Ask the blind man; he saw it too!

2 comments:

Beth said...

What a great grandma to jump into the spirit of these poems. Enjoy the rest of your visit in Chesterton.

Kris Livovich said...

I see, said the blind man, as he picked up his hammer and saw.

We are loving having you here, Mom!